and now i feel guilty for my candy heart eating… tomorrow i’m going to buy some quinoa, some kale, and some yams and pretend to be healthy. the checkout person will think i’m a vegan and that i’m skinny and that i write my local congressman about not granting farm subsidies to factory farms producing meat/corn/soy.
i may also have to buy another bag of candy hearts… i’m almost out.
when the checkout person sees the size of the bag… i think they’ll just be confused.
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thecommonraven said:
they won’t have to think you’re skinny, you are skinny.
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