January 2010
65 posts
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Jan 28th
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i sure do love nowah!
because he was nice enough to not post incriminating things on my tumblr, which i left on at work!
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Animal Collective (28) The King Khan & BBQ Show (26) The Rolling Stones (11) Paul McCartney (8) Man Man (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 25th
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FINALLY!
mhight: i’m just gonna say it, I saw avatar and i hated it. actually, I didn’t even see all of it. I walked out. all that 3-D and the weirdo looking blue people were making me sick to my stomach. it was either that, or all the gummi bears i ate. nope, pretty sure it was the 3-D and the weirdo blue people. it felt like I was inside the internet, or like my eyes were being raped. i prolly...
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Jan 20th
to avoid doing more dishes than i need to i'm...
alaskamiller: i’m the sexy and sensitive man your mother warned you about. i do this too! however i normally feel lazy and slobby…
Jan 20th
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so i don't forget
when 2010 is over, i am going to have built my best friend a warrior princess bike, i will have fixed up my old raleigh, and possibly converted it into a fixed gear, and i will have read at least twelve books. i’m not going to tell you all the other stuff i want to do because really, i’ll just look back at it and feel crummy that i didn’t do it. but these are things that simply...
Jan 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Jay Reatard (50) Nobunny (31) Fleet Foxes (28) Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros (20) The Buzzcocks (19) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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prowler update
no, i’m not typing this to say that he’s gotten me, in fact, the prowler has since disappeared, but now everyone’s on edge waiting for him to reemerge. earlier, on the day i had originally blogged about said prowler, i had a conversating with my friend harriet. harriet said that if any stranger lays a finger on her without her consent, it is okay to kick them in the balls...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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resolutions...
i’m going to become more crafty. it’s a vow. and i think the first step is buying a hole punch, string, and stealing way more magazines from the mailroom. anything you craft enthusiasts think i need just for starters?
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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orangealert-deactivated20100816 asked: "[636]! Use your Sonicase 2x everyday and floss 1x. A clean mouth is pleasant for people around you.... and, an unclean mouth unleashes bacteria that lowers mental function. Clean mouth = clean thinking and better grades."
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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orangealert-deactivated20100816 asked: DID YOU JUST SHART? I think I just heard you shart.
Jan 16th
is this right or completely naive and silly?
i think our new landlord is going to be a good guy because he said “yeah, i gotta introduce you guys to guido”. guido is his great dane black lab mix. of course he’s not going to take advantage of us and of course he’s going to let me hug his dog everyday, right, RIGHT?!
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
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seriously, i'll gouge your coward eyes out
i live in a pretty peaceful community, ashland, oregon. maybe you’ve heard of it? we have shakespeare and we used to have public nudity. anyway it’s a really wonderful community. there’s a lot of rich hippies, yuppies, and transients, but i suppose they just add to the local flair.it’s a place where perhaps everyone can actually belong. since new years eve our town has...
Jan 15th
stealing bikes
noted: tipping your bike upside down while inside the library is not going to make it any harder to take. also, it really doesn’t matter if the saddle is attached or not because you have a magna and nobody wants that garbage. it’s like a step up from a huffy.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
harriet the spy FOREVER
Jan 12th
“I’d love to peruse your bookshelf sometime.”
– My best friend, pretending to be a scholar to pick up babes
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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best shows of 2009
1. NOBUNNY AND THE ROCK N ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS, BROKEN SPELLS, AND METH HOUSE PARTY BAND AT THE COMPOUND. The compound is probably the coolest place in all of Utah. It’s in Provo which is about thirty minutes outside of Salt Lake. We Twin Falls kids caravaned around the area until we found the liquor store, 7-11, and a chinsey alley that led us to the best house show experience of our...
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
new weekly holiday
or not really a holiday, but saturdays are going to be deemed squirreley saturdays here on my blog. i guess you’ll just have to wait till tomorrow to see what this is all about, although i’m sure kayti and noah already will know.
Jan 9th
sheryl crow
is forever ingrained in my mind every time i pee. i know that she would say i’m using an exorbitant amount of toilet paper, but i think she must be really well hydrated and peeing often to only use one sheet. and she says you should only use three sheets when you poop. really sheryl? maybe all celebrities have small non-poop poop. perhaps that’s how you know if you’ll be...
Jan 9th
Shitty pet owners piss me off more than anything:
vizwrtsic: In response to this: African Spurred Tortoise (Ashland) Beautiful African Spurred Tortoise for sale. I have had him for 5 years. He has had great health. Comes with wood cage, two lights and water dish. U.v. bulb and 100 wt reptile heat lamp. Great pet for children. Quiet and clean-no smell. He is currently 7 inches long and 6 inches wide. He can live to 120 years and weigh up to...
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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just so you can be up to date with ACTUAL native...
The Lakota Sioux Indians declared their nation a soverign state in late December of 2007. They are now the Republic of Lakotah. This is pretty incridible, mostly because their land includes North and South Dakota, Nebraska, Montana, and parts of Wyoming. Thousands of acres with homesteaders living, techinically now illegally on their land. The other intresting thing, for all you people that love...
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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